My Paycheck: spaceships

Overheard on way back from Wellsley (sp?), while in subway. The man was talking for whoever would listen.
"I'm from a slum-ish place [...]
"My aunt's been trying to get a job for 18 months [...] So I did what I had to do, I told them I saw spaceships. They sent me to a psychologist and she wrote me as being mentally retarded.
I'm not, you can see I'm not retarded. Mental people don't know what they're talking about and I do. They give me 800 bucks a month with what I get for work. I give $150 to my Aunt, she doesn't want my money. She's retired, she gets checks each month. Every first or third day of the month."
-(11/21/09)